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Fucking or Fugging

Posted November 30 2020

The Austrian village of Fucking is changing its name, the mayor of the municipality where it is located said on Thursday, after residents apparently grew tired of the sniggers it prompted in the English-speaking world and of visitors stealing its signs. The village of Fucking part of the municipality of Tarsdorf, north of Salzburg and near the German border, has long been a figure of fun in English-speaking media, which have gleefully reported local exasperation at signs being removed.

In 2018 the pornographic website Pornhub said it was offering free premium access to residents of Fucking and towns with names such as Titz, Germany or Big Beaver, Pennsylvania, in the United States. Fucking is most famous for its four traffic signs with its name on them, beside which tourists stop to have their photograph taken, owing to the profane English word with the same spelling. The Austrian village of Fucking is changing its name.

British and US soldiers based in nearby Salzburg noticed the name after World War II, and began to travel to the village to have their photos taken beside the signs while striking various poses. The local residents, the Fuckingers, were considerably bemused, as they had not previously been aware of the meaning of their village’s name when read as English. Since then, the number of visitors to Fucking has increased, with the occasional visit by a tour bus.

The village is especially popular with British tourists; as a local tour guide explained: “The Germans all want to see Mozart’s house in Salzburg; the Americans want to see where The Sound of Music was filmed; the Japanese want Hitler’s birthplace in Braunau; but for the British, it’s all about Fucking.” Augustina Lindlbauer, the manager of an area guesthouse, noted that the area had lakes, forests, and vistas worth visiting, but there was an “obsession with Fucking”. Lindlbauer recalled how she had to explain to a British female tourist “that there were no Fucking postcards.”

Tarsdorf municipality’s mayor Siegfried Höppl stated that it was decided to keep the name as it had existed for 800 years, and further stated that everyone here knows what it means in English, but for us Fucking is Fucking—and it’s going to stay Fucking.”

Kristina J. Would you rather be Fucked or Fugged. I and you know which I prefer xx

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This Little Piggy

Posted November 23 2020

Yes the old nursery Rhyme involving toes who would have thought this could have been the start of the old fantasies or Fetishes involving toe sucking, this is only an idea but it could be true. Not so sure about the Piggy who liked Roast Beef!! And weeing all the way home!!

I have rarely been asked to suck toes (plenty of other things) but we will be open to it if that is what some of you require, I am very versatile and I am always more than happy to suck toes.

I did have a weird encounter one day a visitor wanted to ejeculate on my big toe then shove it up his arse I did my best as my big toe is not very big!!

I did have a have a visitor who visited me on a regular basis who has a fetish about feet. I found it a turn on. He was initially quite bashful – he sucked my toes during an initial sexual encounter and commented, ‘It’s weird, I know.’ After the surprise it seems no different to liking bottoms or breasts. He asked me for a “footjob”, which I did as well as I could and he orgasmed afterwards with my feet on his face and pleasuring himself. He likes to lick, suck and smell my feet. I discovered I enjoy having my feet kissed and fondled. Who would have thought it.

Kristina J Some times life sucks but not here I sometimes suck other things xx

Have your cake and eat it.

Posted November 15 2020

Hi guys and Gals what does the saying actually mean, in my way of thinking and was told, it means you cannot have your wife or equivalent and mistress or mistresses (you will need a lot of energy and lies)!!

My friend thinks he can have his cake and eat it it too but I’m not sure his two girlfriends would agree if they knew about it. You can’t keep your old love while trying out a new one. If someone says that you can’t have it both ways, they are telling you that you have to choose between two things and cannot do or have them both.

Also Cake is a slang term which is often used to refer to a nice fat ass on a girl. Numerous hip hop artists have used it in their songs.

I divert from my story I was invited to my friends birthday party, she always has a good one!!! birthday suits optional (going nude). If you haven’t read all of the other birthday-suit definitions, and this is the first definition you see, a birthday suit is when you don’t have a article of clothing on you, you came out into the world naked, so, I guess it’s only reasonable to walk around naked on your birthday as well. My friend got really drunk and ran around in her birthday suit! She does have a nice body to look at.

I like to look sexy on these occasions, in fact all occasions its a feel good factor if I feel sexy I want you to feel it too. I also like a piece of cake now and again!!

She would not tell me where she gets her cakes from but they are all sexy and naughty as we are. Normally the party ends up with a few male neighbours and my friend and her girlfriend put on a lesbian type show which certainly excites the males and some of the females but that is another story!!

Kristina J. Although I eat cake I make a pretty tasty main dish samples always available xx