It’s The cleavag
It’s The cleavag. That’s right, cleavag not cleavage
Sure, a face is beautiful, the breasts are impressive, and the hips are pleasing, but what draws your eye downtown is the barely-covered area between her bellybutton and her crotch. The top of her bikini pulled low practically demands us to gaze upon this year’s newest trend: a daring flash of vagina cleavage.
The almost-crotch-shot caused outrage across the land, prompting lady bloggers to wonder how low was too low, op-ed pontificators to bemoan the extra waxing the look required, and at least one organization to call for newsstand operators to not openly display the cover (spoilsports).
For years, women have used high tech bras, chicken filet like padding and super tight shirts
For years, women have used high tech bras, chicken filet like padding and super tight shirts to showcase what happens when you push two globes of sweater meat together. Our cups runneth over the confines of V-necks and scoop necks alike in a frantic attempt to lure the opposite sex to focus on our chest assets and the opposite sex love it.
The history of the intermammary cleft dates back to the Greek goddess Hera, who purportedly wore a prototype pushup bra to distract Zeus from the Trojan War. One theory of the attractability of a daring décolletage is that it speaks to the primate within Man by echoing the rear crack. In the animal world (Apes)Swelling of the anterior is a sign of mating readiness in ape species.
Today, bikini babes face formidable competition: butt cheek baring stars, online porn, cam girls. You guys love them. The only place left to go is down there.
While cleavag doesn’t show any actual vag, its message is abundantly clear. If you really really want to remove the bottoms allow Someone to give you a hand.
Kristina J xx