Hi all you romantic souls and those Valentine haters and there are a few who think Valentines is a bit of a rip off (its Cupid’s fault) but what the heck I enjoy it anyway
The stupid little cherub that graces Valentine cards and shoots people with his arrows of love that leave hearts bleeding in the end.
- It was Cupid’s hand! I had no choice!
- Don’t you know Cupid rhymes with ‘stupid’?
- Cupid made me fall in love then made him take my car my house and my money, thanks cupid you can go suck a dick.
If you’re trying to figure out what to do on Valentine’s Day, just know that there are no rules: It’s a new era, and you can celebrate the day of love however you want, even if it’s just through self-love. A nice dinner out, going to the movies, cooking a fancy meal at home, getting down and dirty are also great ways to celebrate; whatever you do enjoy. I know how to enjoy myself and I can show you how to enjoy yourself.