Stupid Cupid by Kristina-J Huddersfield Escort

Stupid Cupid

Hi all you romantic souls and those Valentine haters and there are a few who think Valentines is a bit of a rip off (its Cupid’s fault) but what the heck I enjoy it anyway

The stupid little cherub that graces Valentine cards and shoots people with his arrows of love that leave hearts bleeding in the end.

  1. It was Cupid’s hand! I had no choice!
  2. Don’t you know Cupid rhymes with ‘stupid’?
  3. Cupid made me fall in love then made him take my car my house and my money, thanks cupid you can go suck a dick.

If you’re trying to figure out what to do on Valentine’s Day, just know that there are no rules: It’s a new era, and you can celebrate the day of love however you want, even if it’s just through self-love. A nice dinner out, going to the movies, cooking a fancy meal at home, getting down and dirty are also great ways to celebrate; whatever you do enjoy. I know how to enjoy myself and I can show you how to enjoy yourself.

Kristina-J x