The Birds and Bees

Hi Guys the Summer must be coming all of the animals in my Garden the Squirrels the Birds the rabbits they are all at it today a lot of mating going on but these guys do not last very long they certainly don’t need Viagra. It is making me feel a bit sexy, I hasten to add not with the animals but other creatures (men).

The explanation of sexual reproduction. In old fashioned times people were embarrased to discuss sex let alone tell children. So they used Mother Nature as a metaphor to portray sex as a natural thing and not a crime punishable by eternal damnation. slang term used often by parents to explain sex. The bee is the male because of his stinger (being the males penis) and the bird is the woman getting stung or mated with.

“Now Philip, It’s your fortieth birthday and I feel you are ready to know about the birds and the bees..”

Once a bird asked a bee, after continuous hard work you prepare the honey a man steals the honey don’t you feel sad? The Bee replied Never because a man can only steal my honey, not the art of making it.

My Message this week is not really sex talk but save the bees. Birds do it Bees do it even educated fleas do it lets do it lets make love.

Kristina always Buzzy xxx