The Love Bumper
A new client visited me and asked if I had a love bumper
The love bumper? It is meant to facilitate a number of activities. To help with knees for those bringing in the new year doggy positions, give the support needed for a some of the more common tantra techniques, lift hip and help push your legs far backwards while on your back and most to help place the body in a really good orgasmic position.
By holding the small of the back along the curve of the Lovebumper, the sensations of pleasure find their way easily up the spine. We know that this is quite a statement, but back it up with the experience of many Lovebumper users.
Good things about the love bumper MAKES YOU STRONGER
By supporting your body and allowing you to use the most muscle groups during sex, you can lift and maneuver your partner powerfully.
MAKES YOU FASTER
By using ergonomics to hold, position and support the body, you have the stamina to go longer and faster.
MAKES YOU GO DEEPER
By placing you and your partner in the right position, you can go the final frontier! I ordered the Love Bumper to test out for myself and see if sex furniture is really some big, complex world that I just never understood. When the Love Bumper arrived, I admittedly didn’t take it out to try very quickly. In fact, I kind of let it sit on the bed, on the floor, in the closet, back on the bed and my first real contact with it was using it as a lap cushion while using my netbook in bed. It is an awesome lap cushion for a portable computer, but aside from that, I really had no idea how to go about trying this wedge-shaped cushion out for its originally intended use, and so it hung out in my house for a very long time, untouched.
While the Love Bumper does come with a few diagrams of cartoons that are meant to resemble human bodies showing you the many different ways you can use the Love Bumper, the dimensions of the cushion seemed incredibly small to me; well, it’s either that or I’m bigger than the people the creators of this cushion had in mind when dreaming it into reality. It could very well be either one of those. Needless to say, when I did bring the Love Bumper out, there was some really awkward fumbling, going on before finding a position that felt right that also lifted and arched my body in the right way.
After doing some research of other types of sex furniture on the market, I found that the Love Bumper has a little something extra added to it to make it just a little more appealing. At the top of the wedge, there is a small pocket where you can slide in a small vibrator, looking forward to the possibility of having simultaneous clitoral stimulation from a vibrator while arched over the other end of the wedge.
Sadly, I was not very impressed with the Love Bumper and doubt I will use it very much in the future. Well, perhaps I’ll continue to use it as a lap cushion to keep my netbook propped up when working from bed with a nice mug of hot cocoa , but that’s about it.
Ideas always welcome.
Humper Bumper
Butt Ass Backside Booty Check out the humper bumper on that chick. That girl has a thick humper bumper.
Kristina J
