Weird and Wonderful

Something that's unique, strange awesome, crazy, or out of the ordinary. Someone who isnt afraid to be themselves. A person who likes to be humorous and make people laugh. People who like to have a good time. Sometimes weird people are the BEST kinda people.

Hi slaves and wonderful weirdos , on a daily basis I do have some fun and some really good clients who like different things some to play out there fantasies but now and again we encounter the occasional weirdo not many but sometimes they can be scary. I am used to dealing with this and what is weird to one person is not to others variety they the spice of life. Luckily I do not get weirdos to often. Then again what is weird to some people it is perfectly normal to others. (not sure about that).

• 1. A synonym for Not boring
• 2. A synonym for Awesome
• 3. A synonym for Amazing
• 4. A synonym for Outgoing
• 5. Basically just a compliment
• 6. If you are weird then you're everything above.

I remember an occasion where my client brought a blow up cow, and a small stool, I had been informed beforehand to wear a Milkmaids attire, this guy wanted me to pretend to milk the cow while he masturbated into a bowl which he proceeded to mix and drink it (no kisses for him). This was not my weirdest meeting but it stuck in my mind and I wondered WHY!! Perhaps you can tell me.

Mistress: Milking no problem I enjoy pleasing my clients