To scat or not to scat
Hi slaves of all tastes whatever turns you on. When it comes to scatting I prefer you to just wipe your backside and then let me slap it very hard for being such a naughty boy using too much toilet paper and if you are very naughty I might if I am in a good mood rub your nose in it.
I found this below and I thought we could have some humour about scatting
scat
1) A type of jazz singing involving use of short (usually one syllable) words that aren't actually words, like a kind of filler. 2) Sexual activiy relating to or involving faeces
Scat : To eat excrement.
McScat : To eat a McDonalds burger.
HotScat: To empty ones bowels over the wife 3 hours after eating a very hot curry.
Scatter gun : To drop a load on the missus after dining heavily on lentils which don't digest and turn the anus into a machine gun.
Scat blues : A disapointing end to the nights fun due to excessive straining caused by the consumption of to many eggs.
John and Mary were on their way home from the pub.
- "Do you fancy a "McScat" Mary?" said John.
