Kristina-J Escort in Huddersfield Blog Posts

Good Vibrations

Posted July 25 2021

Hi you movers and shakers how about moving and shaking with me I have a new vibrator I wish to try out, I know it is not for everyone but some of my movers and shakers love to watch it being used in all the right places, I have the perfect place!!

Choosing a favorite vibrator can be tricky. While their endgames are the same, each toy has its own method for taking you across the finish line. The upside of having so many options is that it allows you to find the stimulation that works best for your body. The downside is that sometimes you want a Frankenstein vibrator that does it all: suction, g-spot stimulation, and vibrations. It's a rare combo that's been impossible to find—until now. 

One of my male visitors brought this amazing vibrator for me to try and give my opinion  You do not have to only use it for foreplay.  The Acvioo Clitoral Sucking Rabbit Vibrator  combines all the best parts of a rabbit vibrator and clit suction toy into the "holy grail of vibrators." Its sleek base has an ergonomic suction head that covers the clitoris and uses pulsating air waves to mimic oral play, while a vibrating arm with a ribbed head can be inserted inside the vagina for internal stimulation. Although it sounds like a lot, it gives the "most intense orgasmic experiences" of your life. 

Kristina K  What are you waiting for no auditions required move your body and shake your booty with me xxx

Hairy Bits

Posted July 19 2021

Lets get down with the hairy and the hairless meaning  if you like that sort of thing,  I am easy (I know) I like hairy and hairless.

I have a very good friend who I see a couple of times a year he has visited me over the last three years, he was a barber in a high class establishment retired at 65.  He sells wigs on-line!!  He always brings me one of the wigs and I have to wear it, sometimes I like them!! thats all I am going to say on the matter.  

Last week he rang and wanted to see me, he always warns me as I have to have some vaginal hair he likes to comb it then I am to wear lacy underwear white (knickers) which he brings, I have to have the vaginal hair sticking out of the lace (don,t ask).   

Number two he likes me to get rid of his hair in the ears eyebrows nose and sometimes on his chest I am not to touch him sexually.   I take of my lace panties he wraps them round his penis and masturbates, when this is finished he takes the panties home with him.  I always give him back the wig as that is an item I do not normally wear unless requested.   

There once was a girl called Louise  who had pubic hair down to her knees we got together and knitted her a sweater so in winter her flaps would not freeze. 

Kristina J  Pubic hair is just organic dental floss xx

My Horny day Off

Posted July 12 2021

Hi you sexy creatures hope everything is ok with you the temperature rises one minute and falls the next but we horny devils are hot all the time. Yes I do sometimes give myself a day off and I always enjoy it sex is always on my mind and on my day off I make friends with my vibrator.  

Men have two emotions Hungry or Horny if you see him without an erection make him a sandwich. 

The word horny "sexually excited, lecherous" derives from an interesting yet not surprising source. As early as the mid-18th century, an erection was known as a horn or the horn, simply because it looked a bit like one. From there, any man having the horn was called horny, and this is first recorded in 1888

  • Girls- when our pussy lubricates/wet
  • Guys- when your dick becomes hard

One day, I was incredibly horny and needed some sort of pleasure . My pussy was throbbing and soaking through my thong. Fortunately, it was my day off so me and my body could enjoy ourselves. I went to the bathroom and went into the bathtub that just got filled up. I rubbed my clit in quick motions (back and forth, back and forth) and wanted more. I got the adjustable shower head (who has not tried this)?? and put it right above my throbbing clit. The warm water was pounding on me, and God did it feel good. I sat onto the perimeter on the bathtub and let it pour on my clit. I was moaning and groaning and feel like I was gonna explode. More, I thought. I want so much more


 dug two fingers into my vagina moaning and jerking my body. I pushed them in slowly then pushed hard to get it to touch the G spot. I pulled out slow this time, and pushed in hard. I did this continuously, until I needed to do it harder and faster. I could feel my pussy pulse around my fingers, and I was just about to orgasm, but I stopped. I got out of the tub and ran into my room. I looked through my drawers and got my vibrator. Then, I quickly walked backed into the bathtub. In a slow motion, I took the vibrator into my vagina. I did not jerk it in and out or side to side. I just let it touch my G-spot, and I moaned and groaned and began to orgasm. Soon, I picked up the pace. I jerked the vibrator in all sorts of positions and I was shaking with pleasure. With a mighty orgasm, I squirted--far. It was the best orgasm I've ever had.

I bet you wished you had been there are you now feeling horny?? now you know what  I do on my day off.

Kristina J. Being horny is my natural state.  How about YOU!! xx

A Sex Kitten

Posted July 05 2021

Hi all you Sex Kittens  and Tom cats or people who love pussies not just the one between the legs There are Lions  Tigers and many more big pussies but beware of the big pussy  they will eat you for breakfast.  

I am happy to be classed as a sex kitten, who oozes sex appeal and is lots of fun to have social intercourse with.   I am lucky to  have  a plentiful supply of willing sex slaves  all eager to come and be stroked and they return the favour.  

I hope all you  naughty Tom cats, are coming out to play and perhaps to spray your territory.  I  have the perfect pussy  and oh I do like a stroke (forget the saucer of milk). 

If you have never visited me before  I am very cute and playful on the outside, but on the inside a sexual hunger burns with the flame of a 1000 orgasmic desires, that will consume all the energy you've got. I will satisfy you with ways you can only dream about, and always highly ready for any type of sexual play. Puurfect in every way.

Tom Cat: To be Sexually active with more than one partner. usually meant for Males but you can call Females that too.

A sex kitten is a woman who exhibits a sexually provocative lifestyle or an abundant sexual aggression. The term originated around 1956  in articles in the British and American press and was originally used to describe French actress Brigitte Bardot.

Kristina J  Come on down for some pussy love xx