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Blog posts written in 12-2019

Blog Archives for 12-2019

Goodbye 2019

A time to get drunk and laid and not remember what happened afterwards its January 1st what the F—- happened to December 31st and why does my arse hurt!!! Happy New Year see all of you in the New Year, plenty of shenanigans coming your way Kristina…

Kristina J - Advance booking Availability

Little miss organised…. Hello lovlies I have introduced my advance booking availability which is available on request for those who wish to book in advance. It runs about 6 weeks in advance and gives you my accurate availability for each day. Its updated…

Season Greeting and a happy new year…

Seasons greeting to all my wonderful visitors, blog and twitter followers Its the season to be jolly.. I wanted to wish you all the very best for the upcoming festive season whatever it is you are doing and express a huge very over whelmed thank you for…

Christmas Cracker

Just a Short blog this week thanking all my clients for there patronage to my site and all the visits that I have enjoyed over the year. Have fun what ever you are doing at this festive time Eat Drink and be Merry. WHETHER you’ve treated yourself to…

Santaphilia

I love Christmas and Santa but there is more to him than just a jolly overweight man!! But why this particular old man whom we associate with family and festivities, you ask? Could it be because he keeps a tab on who has been particularly naughty throughout…

We all love a quickie

Hi guys lets face it you or I are not always in the mood for endless loving (going on to long) Sometimes we are so damn hot we just want to fast forward and get on to the explosion!! The fact is there is nothing as exhilarating as fast frenzied sex. Sex…