Being Normal
Hi you chaps young and older, hope you are staying safe. I wonder if you are missing me as much as I am missing you. A lot of making up to do when it goes back to normal (what is normal)
NORMAL What is normal: An adjective used by boring people to make themselves feel better The worst thing you could ever be
What is normal: It seems as though the weirder you are, the more you fit in so that means that weird is normal. If weird is normal, then that means that if you are normal you are weird, so in order to be normal you must be weird, which makes you normal all over again. Which is weird. It is a perpetual cycle.
What is normal: Normal exists only as a setting on dryers and washing machines, the setting that makes everything fade away and wear out. normal is a really sucky setting.
What is normal: Normal is anything that doesnt involve chickens or latex unless youre into that sort of thing then the chickens and latex would be quite normal but hampsters would be way out unless you were into that sort of thing then maybe those would be normal and chopsticks would be beyond reproach unless you were into that sort of thing. Normal people do not insert gerbils.
ABNORMAL What is Abnormal Psychology defines abnormal typically in the realms of abnormal behavior. There are three main criteria that are used in defining what is abnormal. They are:
John didn’t want to use his sneakers to go to work. Instead he applied blonde hair spray and went to his job shirtless and wearing flip flops is abnormal
- The behvaior poses a risk to either themself/others.
- The person exhibiting the behavior is distressed by it.
- It is statisically deviant. Beating a pan over your head and talking to invisible blue dinosaurs while shitting your pants is abnormal.
Kristina J If you are always trying to be normal you will never know how amazing you can be xx
