Slap and Tickle

Hi hope you are all happy slappers and feeling fine.  I thought we could have some light hearted banter, a bit of a thigh slapper with that famous saying having a bit of slap and tickle.  Here goes some peoples ideas of the meaning Slap and Tickle.  In England Slap and Tickle means foreplay, what comes after foreplay sex of course. 

When one slaps another person's penis and tickles their balls with their hand

"This chick gave me a slap and tickle today, and my dick hurts whenever I walk!"

To slap someone in the face, then subsequently tickle them under the chin as to counter-act the pain of the slap and to neutralize any anger or frustration towards the slap and tickler'er.

Guy slaps girls ass then grasp's tightly, spreads open and then 'tickles' the vagina. Usually happens in a bush at school.  Did not happen at my school!!

Cockney slang for sex.

The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus or anyone else he can find that is up for it. 

A sexual act, often preformed by a homosexual couple (although a woman may perform this on a man). One person, the receiver stands up, while the performer of this act slaps the receiver in the balls. At this point the receiver should bend over, the giver then tickles the butt hole of the receiver.

Kristina J.  I am up for a bit of slap and tickle bring your tickling stick I slap you tickle  xx