What are sex robots?

A humorous blog regarding Sex Dolls

A blow up vinyl woman, often used for sex by lonely dorks who can’t find pussy, sometimes has three orifices with which one can have intercourse with, some have less….some made for really strange dorks may have more.

In case the word Dork offends the meaning is The word dork to a girl is a guy who is slighty nerdy and geeky, though they are also adorable and some what charming and cute. Being a dork doesn’t mean your uncool, though just not popular.

I really banged my sex doll last night, and wore myself out, so i can’t make it into work at Best Buy today Mr. Manager Sir.

Who is Samantha the sex robot?

Samantha is one of the latest hyper-realistic dolls to be released into the growing market of lifelike sex dolls.

What is the sex doll brothel in Paris and why have women been replaced with blow up dolls?A sex doll brothel was opened in Paris in February 2018, for randy punters who prefer romping with plastic instead of real women. The sex club has several rooms and customers are offered the services of a silicone model instead of a prostitute. Pictures from inside show four different dolls of different shapes, colours and sizes dressed in skimpy lingerie while the rooms are adorned with images of other sex robots.

Sex with robots won’t bring into a person’s life the emotion effect that gives us a true communion. You can eat pseudo-food to still hunger. But over time it will still end badly.

A plastic doll in which certain points of intercourse are altered, see below example.

Undressing- taking it out of the box

Foreplay- blowing it up

Eating out- eating a pizza and accidently dropping it on the doll

penetration- doll keeps deflating, so add some foreplay

Clinically depressed man explaining to his social worker why he is so sexually frustrated:

I owned a sex doll once, it cost a fortune, but it felt just like how I imagined the real thing would feel. Then I got carried away and during a particularly torrid night of passion I gave her a love bite on the neck. I never saw her again as she just farted real loud and flew straight out of the window. I cant afford another.

You cannot beat the real thing.

Kristina J xx